These facts about my first drum teacher are so absurd, you'd be forgiven for thinking I made them up:

  • Lived with is parents
  • Drove a Ferrari
  • Owned a power boat named 'wet dream', which was on his parent's driveway
  • His regular gig was pre-disgrace Gary Glitter
  • He was the touring drummer for Take That at the beginning, but quit because he didn't think it would go anywhere